mistyisquigley:

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Sir, I’m your attorney.

THE AFTERPARTY
S02 E05 - Sebastian

fanny-hs:

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i just love light effects on water…

1 week ago via skapediem 18,793 notes

shisasan:

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Anton Chekhov, After The Theatre
[originally published 1892
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trueloveistreacherous:

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Look, weddings bring up some complicated feelings. About love, about money, family. And those feelings make people do things they normally wouldn’t do. Even murder. So, I’d like to talk to everybody here and hear your accounts of what happened this weekend. I like to call them your mind movies. We’re all stars of our own movies.

Season 2 of The Afterparty (2022-present)
created by Christopher Miller

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Tagged: #the afterparty

the-evil-clergyman:

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Circe Invidiosa by John William Waterhouse (1892)

feminist-space:

sleepy-bebby:

Steph:"my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is"ALT
Texts between Steph and her dad about her hamster going missing.  Padre:”Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency”  Steph: “dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him”  Padre:”Oh my God I'm so sorry honey” “I'm so sorry l'm looking everywhere” “Im so wicked sorry I'II keep looking all day” “I Can't believe this.”ALT
Padre:”This is the absolute worst ever” “I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back” “Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding” “If I can't find him today I'm not going to work tomorrow so I can keep looking”  Steph:”Dad- he's just a hamster i don't blame you at ALL. you shouldn't skip work you are a lawyer and he is a hamster”ALT
Picture of a hamster enclosure with food and a ring of flour arranged around the food.  Steph:”that looks good” “what's the white arc of bedding for? or is that bedding? what is that”  Padre:”Flour So I can see his footsteps if he comes to get the food”  Steph:”oh that's smart”  Padre:”So I know he's still alive”  Steph:”that's smart”ALT
Padre:”I'm so sorry steph” “This is my biggest screwup ever. I will make it right”  Steph:”No it's not”  Padre:”I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times I should have double checked” “God is good I will trust him” “I know he likes peanut butter” “Peanuts” “That's a start”ALT
follow up: He did find him!!!ALT
Picture of Steph’s dad holding the hamster  Steph:”OMG” “DID YOU GET HIM??”  Padre:”Yes” “In his cage” “Are you effing kidding me”ALT
Picture of the hamster jumping up towards Steph’s dad  Padre:”The little bastard is trying to get out again”  Steph:”arrest him”  Padre:”This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar exam” “Night”ALT

“You are a lawyer and he is a hamster” 😂😂😂

2 weeks ago via bltchyeddie 21,341 notes

appletvgifs:

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We’d like to hear your whole story.
My whole story? That may take some time. I have lived many lives, and I have many tales to tell.
You know, actually, maybe let’s just start from the beginning of the wedding, ‘cause we’re kind of short on time.
I’m a searcher, a wanderer. As the Sami of Scandinavia call it…..hjertevandrer.
Did you learn that from your world travels or from Wikipedia?
After hearing my story, you be the judge. It’s an epic tale. It’s a story of love, betrayal, tragedy and redemption.

John Cho as Ulysses Zhu in Ulysses (S02E07)
The Afterparty (2022-present)

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silkchiffon asked:

hi rebekah! 17 + 23!

BETHANYYYYY hi🌷🌷

a movie you never get tired of talking about

nope (2023) is just. immaculate. my fave thing is talking to someone right after they watch for the first time and infodumping at lightning speed. jordan peele’s best film

an animated movie you like

i love pretty much anything studio ghibli, but i’ll go for a different classic and say paprika (2006)! another psychological one that rly stuck with me for a while

zoniq asked:

10 + 14


noooo sorry i’m late to this!! tumblr is the worst at giving me notifications 🫶🫶

a foreign-language movie you like

my favorite might have to be the korean film the handmaiden (2016), which truly redefined cinema and is mayhaps? the greatest love story ever depicted in a movie

a movie made better by the ending

oh boy. the game (1997) is a mindfuck and a half that you should go into knowing as little as possible. literally i don’t know why it’s one of the more unpopular fincher movies bc wow…no spoilers but if that was me i would just kill myself

Anonymous asked:

do you have any recommendations

cryptotheism:

Yeah

2 weeks ago via shesnake 6,273 notes